Social Katerpillar

You know that little voice in your head that always says what you really feel but yet because of social politeness, you don't say those things. Well Jackie Burkhart is the embodiment of that little bitchy, selfish, snarky, and sarcastic voice inside our head. I know That 70s Show has been off for years now but Jackie Burkhart is timeless like diamonds or fondue. In the beginning of the show, she was type-casted to be the evil, bitchy one but she stole the show because she said what we all wish we could say. Sometimes I want to tell my friends that their clothes are ugly, their shoes don't match, they're being whoreish. They are some people I am better than an I want them to know that. Jackie Burkhart wasn't afraid to say all these things, to friend or foe. Donna might have been the "70s new woman" but Jackie was really the feminist of the show. She was confident in her body, self-image, and knew her worth. And with this random blogpost, I salute you JACK

So the award season has officially kicked off with the Golden Globes last night. Well technically they began with the People's Choice but I didn't watch them, so they don't count. First thing is how had no one thought of Fey and Poehler hosting together before?! Don't get me wrong, I mean I liked Ricky Gervais because he made fun of the pretty people that are held high in the media and society and made me feel better about watching the beautiful rich people award the beautiful rich people. But Tina and Amy, two of the four out of my spirit animal wolf pack (Mindy Kaling and Rihanna the other two) held their own and prolly delivered one of the best line of the night/2013 award season was when Tina Fey said what everyone has been saying for years now, "Taylor Swift, stay away from Michael J Fox's son. You need some 'me' time right now. To find yourself." GREATEST TRUTH EVER SPOKEN! Omg Adele was there too. If I had a penny for every time I played

"...I work them long nights, long nights to get a pay day. Finally got paid, now I need shade and a vacay..." My suggestion for surviving Mother Nature's icy bitch slap to the face aka winter, is to visualize summer. Yea I know, it's not the most prolific idea ever but it's cheap and fun. Aaannnddd the best way to do that is to visualize what you're going to wear. A vacation is 50% sun and 50% attire. Just because you're on vacation, doesn't mean you have to dress frumpy. No people, that's called a stay-cation and those are no fun. So the best way to visualize summer is to think of what you would wear.

Minus the fact that she dated a Kardashian, Rita Ora is pretty awesome and I love her style. It's like If Rihanna were a tomboy who didn't dress provocatively because she has no daddy issues and has some self respect and dignity. I love her signature red lips and she is totally making me fall in love with Jordans and slowly turning me into a sneaker-head.