So the award season has officially kicked off with the Golden Globes last night. Well technically they began with the People's Choice but I didn't watch them, so they don't count. First thing is how had no one thought of Fey and Poehler hosting together before?! Don't get me wrong, I mean I liked Ricky Gervais because he made fun of the pretty people that are held high in the media and society and made me feel better about watching the beautiful rich people award the beautiful rich people. But Tina and Amy, two of the four out of my spirit animal wolf pack (Mindy Kaling and Rihanna the other two) held their own and prolly delivered one of the best line of the night/2013 award season was when Tina Fey said what everyone has been saying for years now, "Taylor Swift, stay away from Michael J Fox's son. You need some 'me' time right now. To find yourself." GREATEST TRUTH EVER SPOKEN!
Omg Adele was there too. If I had a penny for every time I played Adele's 21, it would have to be about as equal to as many awards that bitch has. But I would love to see her something other than Black. I get it, it's her look but just once put on some damn color. They don't even have to be pastels and you don't even have to go Nicki Ninaj crazy, just some color.
I honestly haven't liked Claire Daines since she became a home wrecker, a very important fact that everyone seems to have forgotten apparently. The man left his pregnant wife for her!!!! That's basically one of the reasons I really couldn't get into Homeland that much. And I had no idea Damian Lewis was British!!! Is this common knowledge or did everyone else find out last night?
So apparently the look f the night was anorexia. Everyone was so damn skinny. Lena Dunham was probably the only none size double zero in that room (and I say that in the nicest way ever). They need to start handing out food to the winners instead of awards. When did heroine chic make a comeback? These girls look so hungry, I know they can afford the food!
Maybe instead of privacy, Jodie Foster should have talked about how curves on a woman are not illegal. On that note, what was Jodie Foster talking about in her speech? I never thought about her sexuality before but now I am (jk, I don't care about Jodie Foster, she's old and irrelevant to me). Was she retiring form acting? But the part about her mom was very touching but I think the tears the camera quickly panned to were acting tears.
Maybe instead of privacy, Jodie Foster should have talked about how curves on a woman are not illegal. On that note, what was Jodie Foster talking about in her speech? I never thought about her sexuality before but now I am (jk, I don't care about Jodie Foster, she's old and irrelevant to me). Was she retiring form acting? But the part about her mom was very touching but I think the tears the camera quickly panned to were acting tears.
Best dressed would have gone to Jennifer Lawrence, had it not been for that belt. She usually looks like she has curves but last night she looked like she fell to the anorexia trend too.
My best dressed for the night was Amy Poehler!! Her burgundy plunging neckline dress took the cake last night!
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