Bitch Got Style: Angelina Jolie

I switched over to "Team Angie" when Jennifer Aniston recruited Chelsea Handler as her person shit thrower. Originally I was "Team Jen" but then she wouldn't shut up about it, even years after. She kept talking about it and all the men kept leaving her. After John Mayer dumped her, the problem was no longer Brad's fault but Miss. Aniston herself. I'm guessing someone else told her to shut about her marriage that ended over half a decade ago and she got Chelsea Handler to do the shit talking for her. And Chelsea talks about Jolie like she personally took her man or made her ugly. Clearly Jen wasn't handling "da bidness" and Angelina is, so stop the shit throwing, you're not monkey, except maybe for Chelsea Handler who looks like one. Anyways this post is about Angelina Jolie's style, which I find to be classy and elegant, something else Angie can school Jen in.

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